The Post That Couldn't Stand To Put Down A Whale

The English (sorry... Barclays) Premier League is back! Yay! I know, this post has come a week late, but I have my reasons. My ill health and assignments for example, but mostly my ill health. I've been coughing for over a month now, since the second week back I think. I remember playing a football match while coughing. Anyway, I'm better now. Much better. Which is good, of course, because that means I can watch the matches this weekend! I'm planning to watch the Stoke City vs Aston Villa match because I've got 3 Villans in my Dream Team, Thongster FC. Currently I'm 2nd in the table, which is pretty good after one round of matches.



Paedophile Wenger has finally bought someone who couldn't pass off as his son. Good on him, beefing up his defence while leaving the midfield somewhat bare. The Barry deal is off but Alonso may come in before the transfer window closes. Don't worry Arse fans, Arsene knows.



Chelsea got off to a brilliant start, thumping FA Cup winners 4-0 at home. I couldn't watch the match as it was at a pretty late time and I was very sick. I did read that Chelsea played very fluid, attacking football and it was almost like watching Brazil. Bodes well for the season ahead. We play Wigan on Sunday so I might not be able to catch that match due to the time again. Sometimes the fixtures really annoy me, but for a different reason to that of the managers.



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