... YET!
Hello, it's my birthday today. So, ladies, how about a little treat eh? =P
Oh lol. I'm 17.
The Playlist of Destiny
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
The Post That Might Be Taken The Wrong Way
Well, it seems now I'm not so speechless anymore.
The only way I can describe this feeling is... an orgasm, but better. Better in a sense that I know that True Blues all around the world have a metaphorical wet, sticky patch in their pants.
That's a brilliant feeling.
Top two sides in England separated only by 17 goals. It's down to the wire now! Brilliant season!
The only way I can describe this feeling is... an orgasm, but better. Better in a sense that I know that True Blues all around the world have a metaphorical wet, sticky patch in their pants.
That's a brilliant feeling.
Top two sides in England separated only by 17 goals. It's down to the wire now! Brilliant season!
Friday, April 25, 2008
The Post That Laughs In The Face Of Defeat
[Edit: This is supposed to be a .gif that moves. Pity it doesn't work.]
Meanwhile....
XDThursday, April 24, 2008
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Lol I just had to share that with you guys. Insert it into your MSN Messenger/Live Messenger's nickname box or personal message!
Meanwhile, had fitness training today at football. Frankly, my Singaporean friend and I both FAIL at fitness training. Guess its a sign to hit the gym and start working out eh? Meh all for the love of the game!
Lol I just had to share that with you guys. Insert it into your MSN Messenger/Live Messenger's nickname box or personal message!
Meanwhile, had fitness training today at football. Frankly, my Singaporean friend and I both FAIL at fitness training. Guess its a sign to hit the gym and start working out eh? Meh all for the love of the game!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Post That Brings Good News To Wankers
(I copied this off another blogspot site [www.mitchieville.blogspot.com] and decided to post it here as it may be relevent to some people's interests. Although some peoplelikeYenchwould know this already)
Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation. In other news, there is no other news:
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.
Imagine, all those times you told the ladies that if you don't *get off* you could die, wasn't a lie.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
I'm sure most of you are doing the math right now and figuring if you're 1/3 less likely to develop cancer if you stroke it 5 times a week, then you're probably closer to 20x less likely considering your dirty little habit.
How does masturbation prevent cancer, you ask?
The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland. The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
I believe those are the same ingredients in a Caesars salad.
I'm sure most of you are doing the happy dance right now, thinking you are immune from cancer. Well, you're not. You fluked out. Your bizarre fetishes and freakish obsessions may have put you on the road to physical fitness, but it still won't keep you out of the clink if you're caught acting out your grotesque masturbatory puppet show by the police.
I suppose what I'm saying is this: Even though you think your unnatural chronic masturbation habit is good for your health, you still have to eat right and exercise, stop smoking and cut down on your booze intake. Combine that with your disgusting habit of jerking off like a deviant who needs psychological help, and you may live a few more years. If you think that masturbation is the answer, you haven't asked yourself all the right questions.
Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation. In other news, there is no other news:
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.
Imagine, all those times you told the ladies that if you don't *get off* you could die, wasn't a lie.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
I'm sure most of you are doing the math right now and figuring if you're 1/3 less likely to develop cancer if you stroke it 5 times a week, then you're probably closer to 20x less likely considering your dirty little habit.
How does masturbation prevent cancer, you ask?
The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland. The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
I believe those are the same ingredients in a Caesars salad.
I'm sure most of you are doing the happy dance right now, thinking you are immune from cancer. Well, you're not. You fluked out. Your bizarre fetishes and freakish obsessions may have put you on the road to physical fitness, but it still won't keep you out of the clink if you're caught acting out your grotesque masturbatory puppet show by the police.
I suppose what I'm saying is this: Even though you think your unnatural chronic masturbation habit is good for your health, you still have to eat right and exercise, stop smoking and cut down on your booze intake. Combine that with your disgusting habit of jerking off like a deviant who needs psychological help, and you may live a few more years. If you think that masturbation is the answer, you haven't asked yourself all the right questions.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Return of the Post
... a through ball over the top of the defence... and JT runs onto it! And slots it into the goal!!!!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
Der Thongster is back ;-)
Oh lol my ankle is messed up.
*crowd goes wild*
Der Thongster is back ;-)
Oh lol my ankle is messed up.
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Post That Gets Ever So Short
Goodbye Penang.
A new term is starting in 4 days. SIGH! At least the football season is starting. Been trying the best I could (I swear!) to boost my fitness levels before our first training session on the first day of school. So far I've failed, miserably. Played football, or futsal rather, today and was quite rubbish. Suddenly Foxy Woxy's finishing was bad. I put it down to lack of match practice and fitness levels!
Met Kitty Cat again today. That brings the tally to 3 times in 8 days. She talked about people I don't know, I said something about Fag while sipping Sunrise at Coffee Bean. Before she arrived, I was tortured into listening to a chipmunk's version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy). Didn't think it could get any worse/funnier, but I was once again proven wrong.
Visited my old school, Sri Pelita during lunch time. It's so different now, with different recess times and new students. Some old faces, some new foreign faces. Everything's changed anyway. Good to see my old mates though.
Scored two goals at futsal today. Both could be considered tap-ins, but that's what a good Fox does, innit? Quite happy with that but will need to brush up on my finishing in the coming months.
Well, cya guys when I'm back in late June.
A new term is starting in 4 days. SIGH! At least the football season is starting. Been trying the best I could (I swear!) to boost my fitness levels before our first training session on the first day of school. So far I've failed, miserably. Played football, or futsal rather, today and was quite rubbish. Suddenly Foxy Woxy's finishing was bad. I put it down to lack of match practice and fitness levels!
Met Kitty Cat again today. That brings the tally to 3 times in 8 days. She talked about people I don't know, I said something about Fag while sipping Sunrise at Coffee Bean. Before she arrived, I was tortured into listening to a chipmunk's version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy). Didn't think it could get any worse/funnier, but I was once again proven wrong.
Visited my old school, Sri Pelita during lunch time. It's so different now, with different recess times and new students. Some old faces, some new foreign faces. Everything's changed anyway. Good to see my old mates though.
Scored two goals at futsal today. Both could be considered tap-ins, but that's what a good Fox does, innit? Quite happy with that but will need to brush up on my finishing in the coming months.
Well, cya guys when I'm back in late June.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Post That Is Le Taard
SO.
FUCKING.
GAY.
Fucking hell. Got asked the stupidest question a couple days ago after my beloved Chelsea shockingly drew with Wigan 1-1 at Stamford Bridge.
"Are you still a Chelsea fan?"
Fuck duh. Why would I not be a Chelsea fan? This stupid question was from a former Chelsea "fan" who switched allegiance to Le Arse when they were doing well. Stupid fuck.
So to answer any faggot who dares question my allegiance:
My blood is blue and I will leave you never
Also, it's called footBALL, NOT footsie.
Yench.
FUCKING.
GAY.
Fucking hell. Got asked the stupidest question a couple days ago after my beloved Chelsea shockingly drew with Wigan 1-1 at Stamford Bridge.
"Are you still a Chelsea fan?"
Fuck duh. Why would I not be a Chelsea fan? This stupid question was from a former Chelsea "fan" who switched allegiance to Le Arse when they were doing well. Stupid fuck.
So to answer any faggot who dares question my allegiance:
My blood is blue and I will leave you never
Also, it's called footBALL, NOT footsie.
Yench.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Post That Got Merked
(Start: 3.03am, 15th April 2008)
Was gonna sleep at midnight then wake up at this time to watch Chelsea vs Wigan, but couldn't sleep. Watched some movie called First Knight which was about King Arthur and Lancelot, played by Sean Connery and Richard Gere respectively. Match is going on on the TV in the background, voices of Andy Gray and Martin Tyler putting the game into words.
4 years, or 79 games, without a home defeat. That is a phenomenal record for any team, let alone a top-flight one. On paper, it's a sure bet that Chelsea will destroy Wigan. In reality, it might be a tough game, as Wigan will certainly give us a run for our money (and that's A LOT ofmoney). Although Avram Grant has fielded a team without Frank Lampard, Joe Cole and Didier Drogba, it is still a strong side with every player a full international. Perhaps he is looking towards Thursday's match against Everton.
10 mins have passed and the first chance of the match falls to Nicholas Anelka, who almost latched onto a long ball. But Chris Kirkland in the Wigan goal got there first and managed to clear the danger.
13th minute: Wigan's first shot of the match is volleyed very wide by some player whose name I did not catch because I was busy typing this.
I think I'll get back to the match until stuff happens...
(Oh yeah, Steve Coppell [Reading manager] and Nicklas Bendtner [Arsenal "striker"] were spotted in the stands! Possibly the East End]
17th minute: Wigan waste a corner, but from the resulting throw in, a shot from Scharner was blocked by John Terry (!!!!!!!)
To be honest, Chelsea aren't playing very well at the moment, with most chances falling to the underdogs. Meanwhile Chelsea concede another corner after Petr Cech saved a Wigan shot. Still no shots on the Wigan goal by Chelsea though. Jon is getting a tad worried.
22nd minute: More fluffed chances by Chelsea =( Will we see a goal? Its halfway through the first half and there still isn't a shot on the Wigan goal.
26th minute: FINALLY! First shot on target from Chelsea. A header from Nic Anelka was excellently saved by a backpeddling Kirkland. 2 corners in a row ensued and finally some pressure was put on Wigan.
... *yawn* 34th minute: Still nothing. Until Chelsea get a corner. Josip Skoko almost scores an own goal with a mishit clearance that goes over the crossbar.
39th minute: Counter-attack by Chelsea breaks down after Essien sends an underhit pass to Anelka.
42nd minute: Spectators going down the stairs into the hallways for a cuppa. Don't blame them, nothing's happening.
44th minute: "Hugh Grant? Thought he was a Fulham fan," said Martin Tyler. It was actually England manager, Fabio Capello. Of course.
Halftime whistle blows, and boos sound around Stamford Bridge. It has been a poor first half, so hopefully the second half will be a massive improvement. Chelsea need a win to maintain their chase for the Premier League title!
Was gonna sleep at midnight then wake up at this time to watch Chelsea vs Wigan, but couldn't sleep. Watched some movie called First Knight which was about King Arthur and Lancelot, played by Sean Connery and Richard Gere respectively. Match is going on on the TV in the background, voices of Andy Gray and Martin Tyler putting the game into words.
4 years, or 79 games, without a home defeat. That is a phenomenal record for any team, let alone a top-flight one. On paper, it's a sure bet that Chelsea will destroy Wigan. In reality, it might be a tough game, as Wigan will certainly give us a run for our money (and that's A LOT ofmoney). Although Avram Grant has fielded a team without Frank Lampard, Joe Cole and Didier Drogba, it is still a strong side with every player a full international. Perhaps he is looking towards Thursday's match against Everton.
10 mins have passed and the first chance of the match falls to Nicholas Anelka, who almost latched onto a long ball. But Chris Kirkland in the Wigan goal got there first and managed to clear the danger.
13th minute: Wigan's first shot of the match is volleyed very wide by some player whose name I did not catch because I was busy typing this.
I think I'll get back to the match until stuff happens...
(Oh yeah, Steve Coppell [Reading manager] and Nicklas Bendtner [Arsenal "striker"] were spotted in the stands! Possibly the East End]
17th minute: Wigan waste a corner, but from the resulting throw in, a shot from Scharner was blocked by John Terry (!!!!!!!)
To be honest, Chelsea aren't playing very well at the moment, with most chances falling to the underdogs. Meanwhile Chelsea concede another corner after Petr Cech saved a Wigan shot. Still no shots on the Wigan goal by Chelsea though. Jon is getting a tad worried.
22nd minute: More fluffed chances by Chelsea =( Will we see a goal? Its halfway through the first half and there still isn't a shot on the Wigan goal.
26th minute: FINALLY! First shot on target from Chelsea. A header from Nic Anelka was excellently saved by a backpeddling Kirkland. 2 corners in a row ensued and finally some pressure was put on Wigan.
... *yawn* 34th minute: Still nothing. Until Chelsea get a corner. Josip Skoko almost scores an own goal with a mishit clearance that goes over the crossbar.
39th minute: Counter-attack by Chelsea breaks down after Essien sends an underhit pass to Anelka.
42nd minute: Spectators going down the stairs into the hallways for a cuppa. Don't blame them, nothing's happening.
44th minute: "Hugh Grant? Thought he was a Fulham fan," said Martin Tyler. It was actually England manager, Fabio Capello. Of course.
Halftime whistle blows, and boos sound around Stamford Bridge. It has been a poor first half, so hopefully the second half will be a massive improvement. Chelsea need a win to maintain their chase for the Premier League title!
~.~.~
Just to point out to certain people: I wasn't, and am not, emo-ing. Jon doesn't do emo! O.O
Meanwhile later today (if everything goes to plan), I'll be going jogging/walking with le Catarina. Needed to do something other than sit at the laptop. Besides, it'll be good catching up (again) with her after our (very) recent meeting on Saturday. Loads of stuff to talk (see: bitch) about. A snippet from her Xanga site: "Gahhh it was so much fun talking about the people we know,like and loathe." Indeed!
Note: Still NOT emo-ing. Nothing has changed.
Don't know how that Nokia 2600 Classic advertisement will attract buyers. Recordable ringtones? S'not like that doesnt go on. Lol, Shebby Singh for Tactician of the Year. "Bring Malouda and Kalou off for Joe Cole and he'd do more than the both of them." I actually agree with him. Grant seems to have agreed with half of that, bringing Cole on for Malouda. Whistle sounds, second half begins, and Joe Cole has already sent a shot crashing into a Wigan defender. Sign of better things to come? We'll see...
~.~.~
Gonna enjoy the match, sod you guys =X
Til the final whistle!
=D !!!!!!!!!!!!! ESSIEN SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (54th minute) A bit earlier, John Terry hit the bar and Kirkland makes an incredible save to deny Kalou. But sod that, WE'RE AHEAD!!!!!!! 1-0 to The Blues.
It's the 63rd minute and our Brazilian centre-back Alex seems to have taken a knock. I reckon he thinks he's a better footballer than her actually is. But he does a decent job most of the time so that's good. Especially in my Pro Evo 08 team, always getting on the end of Lampard corners. Brilliant!
...
Then all of a sudden, life is shit again. Goodnight.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
The Post With A Glimmer Of Hope
What's happened to Le Arse? Started off the season with a bang, raced into a 5 point lead at the top of the Premier League table. Fast forward to the present, and they've just lost 2-1 to league leaders Manchester United at Old Trafford. Now they lie 9 points behind MU, and 3 points behind CHELSEA (!!!!!!) who have a game in hand against Wigan Athletic. That match will be played Monday night at Stamford Bridge, and on paper, it should be a guaranteed win for The Blues.
I was hoping for a 1-1 draw, so that Arse would lose ground on 2nd spot, and CHELSEA could close the gap on ManUre. But that wasn't to be, so I'm slightly gutted. It was certainly a good match for the neutrals, although the first half didn't provide us with any goals. Adebayor had plenty of chances to score but didn't. It seems the scoring boots went along with his hair. He even needed to use his hand to score. Owen Hargreaves on the other hand, didn't. Brilliant free kick curled into Lehmann's right hand post. The German stopper had a decent game, making some good saves to deny Rooney 3 times, but he had no chance to save Ronaldo's penalty or the free kick.
Unfortunately.
Anyway, to those of you who couldn't read between the lines in the previous post, I am now single. Yes, Saturday was the beginning of the end of my relationship with the missus. Some say it was about fucking time. Some say I deserve better (see: SMARTER). Well, the fact is that some little boy in Penang is chuckling over his pathetic "victory". But whatever, other (once again, see: SMARTER) fish in the sea. 'Cept they're either taken, rubbish, or gay.
C'est la vie!
Do me a favour and ask if you need some help,
She said do me a favour and stop flattering yourself.
And to tear apart the ties that bind, perhaps fuck off might be too kind,
Perhaps fuck off might be too kind...
I was hoping for a 1-1 draw, so that Arse would lose ground on 2nd spot, and CHELSEA could close the gap on ManUre. But that wasn't to be, so I'm slightly gutted. It was certainly a good match for the neutrals, although the first half didn't provide us with any goals. Adebayor had plenty of chances to score but didn't. It seems the scoring boots went along with his hair. He even needed to use his hand to score. Owen Hargreaves on the other hand, didn't. Brilliant free kick curled into Lehmann's right hand post. The German stopper had a decent game, making some good saves to deny Rooney 3 times, but he had no chance to save Ronaldo's penalty or the free kick.
Unfortunately.
Anyway, to those of you who couldn't read between the lines in the previous post, I am now single. Yes, Saturday was the beginning of the end of my relationship with the missus. Some say it was about fucking time. Some say I deserve better (see: SMARTER). Well, the fact is that some little boy in Penang is chuckling over his pathetic "victory". But whatever, other (once again, see: SMARTER) fish in the sea. 'Cept they're either taken, rubbish, or gay.
C'est la vie!
Do me a favour and ask if you need some help,
She said do me a favour and stop flattering yourself.
And to tear apart the ties that bind, perhaps fuck off might be too kind,
Perhaps fuck off might be too kind...
Saturday, April 12, 2008
The Post That's Back To The Future 4
Haven't been blogging much in the last couple of weeks. Either busy, or had the material but couldn't put it down on the keyboard.
Wanted to talk about carbon emissions and how it would severely effect the automotive industry, especially for performance cars like Bentley, Porsche and Ferrari, when the European Union's 130g CO2/km limit comes into play in 2010. Then started ranting about Fiat and stuff and lost interest.
This was followed by an idea about writing a post about Saturday's EP... Sorry, BPL results. But remembered I didn't work for ESPNSoccernet or Football365 and gave up. So, you get a score round-up instead:
- Derby County was handed out a 6-0 drubbing against Aston Villa at home in the inappropriately named Pride Park .
- Newcastle and Portsmouth played out a bore 0-0 draw.
- Fulham beat Reading 2-0 to record their first away win in 37 matches at the Madjeski.
- On-form Sunderland lost to Manchester City 2-1 at the Stadium of Light.
- Spurs drew 1-1 with Middlesbrough at home in Three Point.. S.orry, White Hart Lane.
- Bolton beat West Ham 1-0 and gains a vital 3 points to put pressure on....
- ... Birmingham, who fought out a 1-1 draw with Everton at St Mary's.
The relegation battle is hotting up, with Fulham and Bolton recording wins to ease pressure on their managers. With Birmingham only managing a draw against the Toffees, they lie in 17th (the last safety-zone) only 2 points ahead of Bolton and 4 points ahead of Fulham.
Later tonight (Malaysian time), Manchester United will take on Arsenal at Old Trafford in a crucial 1st vs 3rd tie. I, being a Chelsea fan, am hoping for a high scoring draw for entertainment, and so that Chelsea can close the gap between 1st and 2nd. We play Wigan on Tuesday morning, Malaysian time, at Stamford Bridge where we HAVEN'T LOST for FOUR YEARS.
Wanted to talk about carbon emissions and how it would severely effect the automotive industry, especially for performance cars like Bentley, Porsche and Ferrari, when the European Union's 130g CO2/km limit comes into play in 2010. Then started ranting about Fiat and stuff and lost interest.
This was followed by an idea about writing a post about Saturday's EP... Sorry, BPL results. But remembered I didn't work for ESPNSoccernet or Football365 and gave up. So, you get a score round-up instead:
- Derby County was handed out a 6-0 drubbing against Aston Villa at home in the inappropriately named Pride Park .
- Newcastle and Portsmouth played out a bore 0-0 draw.
- Fulham beat Reading 2-0 to record their first away win in 37 matches at the Madjeski.
- On-form Sunderland lost to Manchester City 2-1 at the Stadium of Light.
- Spurs drew 1-1 with Middlesbrough at home in Three Point.. S.orry, White Hart Lane.
- Bolton beat West Ham 1-0 and gains a vital 3 points to put pressure on....
- ... Birmingham, who fought out a 1-1 draw with Everton at St Mary's.
The relegation battle is hotting up, with Fulham and Bolton recording wins to ease pressure on their managers. With Birmingham only managing a draw against the Toffees, they lie in 17th (the last safety-zone) only 2 points ahead of Bolton and 4 points ahead of Fulham.
Later tonight (Malaysian time), Manchester United will take on Arsenal at Old Trafford in a crucial 1st vs 3rd tie. I, being a Chelsea fan, am hoping for a high scoring draw for entertainment, and so that Chelsea can close the gap between 1st and 2nd. We play Wigan on Tuesday morning, Malaysian time, at Stamford Bridge where we HAVEN'T LOST for FOUR YEARS.
GO THE BLUES!
Oh yes, I'm now single.
GO THE BLUES!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
The Post That Tagged You
Tagged by Adelyn.
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.
1. What are you craving now?
Chapstick.
2. What was the last movie you've watched?
Something on national TV. Erm, gotta rack my mind for this... I cant remember. Probably some old show.
3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Yench, Adelyn and Simone. =D
4. What are you most happy with now?
Hmm, holidays have (unofficially) begun.
5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
To be filthy, filthy rich.
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Do you believe in seeing a pot of gold at the end of that particular rainbow?
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
No idea.
8. Why are you wasting your time to do this?
My first tag 0.0
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Only if she feels the same way. Hard to tell though, which is a pity.
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Good to talk to, lovely smile and has wonderful (repeated) news *rolleyes*
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
A pair of gravity defying twins around a B or C cup would be a lovely start. I could go on all night, but I don't have the time. Sleep is a necessity!
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
People that annoy me consistently
13. What is your ambition?
To manage Chelsea Football Club. Realistically, to do something I enjoy, really.
14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Jon never makes faults.
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My member.
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Depends what we're shooping for.
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you
*searches*
18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
Laugh.
19. What makes you different?
Everything about me. We're all different from each other, innit?
20. (edited question) Why is FOOTBALL the most incredible sport ever?
Married, rich and loving life.
The lucky ones who are tagged by me:
-Yench
-Simone
-Nicole
-Daphne
-Celine
-Sabrina
-Anyone else who comes across this...
-Look, its sad that not many people read my blog, ok? =.=
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.
1. What are you craving now?
Chapstick.
2. What was the last movie you've watched?
Something on national TV. Erm, gotta rack my mind for this... I cant remember. Probably some old show.
3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Yench, Adelyn and Simone. =D
4. What are you most happy with now?
Hmm, holidays have (unofficially) begun.
5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
To be filthy, filthy rich.
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Do you believe in seeing a pot of gold at the end of that particular rainbow?
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
No idea.
8. Why are you wasting your time to do this?
My first tag 0.0
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Only if she feels the same way. Hard to tell though, which is a pity.
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Good to talk to, lovely smile and has wonderful (repeated) news *rolleyes*
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
A pair of gravity defying twins around a B or C cup would be a lovely start. I could go on all night, but I don't have the time. Sleep is a necessity!
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
People that annoy me consistently
13. What is your ambition?
To manage Chelsea Football Club. Realistically, to do something I enjoy, really.
14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Jon never makes faults.
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My member.
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Depends what we're shooping for.
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you
*searches*
18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
Laugh.
19. What makes you different?
Everything about me. We're all different from each other, innit?
20. (edited question) Why is FOOTBALL the most incredible sport ever?
Married, rich and loving life.
The lucky ones who are tagged by me:
-Yench
-Simone
-Nicole
-Daphne
-Celine
-Sabrina
-Anyone else who comes across this...
-Look, its sad that not many people read my blog, ok? =.=
The Post With History In The Making
So, we had our Inter-house Futsal competition today, run simultaneously with touch rugby and tennis. We, Kaiser, had a decent team of Year 8s and 9s plus two Year 12s: Me and another guy. The kid who was supposed to be our goalie didnt turn up so I had to deputise. Luckily I anticipated this and brought my gloves.
Started off well with a tough game against eventual 2nd runner-ups Delpratt. I made a brilliant save to deny their striker =D. It finished 0-0. We followed up that good performance with an excellent one against Thorold, demolishing them 3-0. We made it three clean sheets in a row with another 0-0 draw against Melbourne. That good run ended against Biddle, with them winning 1-0. They finished second overall. Last game of the group round was against Radcliffe who had a team full of brilliant youngsters. I was severely demoralised after conceding against Biddle and made a few mistakes, one that was almost costly. A long ball sent by my friend Jay to his forwards looped over me and hit the crossbar. They scored a couple minutes later. =( But we managed to equalise in the second half. Final score: 1-1.
We finished third in the group phase so we had a 7th/8th place play-off with Maughan. Beat them comfortably 1-0 with no shots troubling me.
Weirdest game of the play-off round was Melbourne vs Atkinson. 0-0 after full time, they had an extra time period that went on forever. So in addition to the Golden Goal rule, the referee came up with the Golden Corner rule: whoever got a corner first, won. After around 20 mins of extra-time, Melbourne finally "won" by this new rule and they have made history by being the first team in the world to win by a Golden Corner.
Good day, today. No school tomorrow either. Just going to school to pick up our new football outfits for the 2008 season. Kits sponsored by Nike for $50, bloody good value to me. In 26 hours, I'll be boarding a flight back to Penang. =D
Goodnight.
Started off well with a tough game against eventual 2nd runner-ups Delpratt. I made a brilliant save to deny their striker =D. It finished 0-0. We followed up that good performance with an excellent one against Thorold, demolishing them 3-0. We made it three clean sheets in a row with another 0-0 draw against Melbourne. That good run ended against Biddle, with them winning 1-0. They finished second overall. Last game of the group round was against Radcliffe who had a team full of brilliant youngsters. I was severely demoralised after conceding against Biddle and made a few mistakes, one that was almost costly. A long ball sent by my friend Jay to his forwards looped over me and hit the crossbar. They scored a couple minutes later. =( But we managed to equalise in the second half. Final score: 1-1.
We finished third in the group phase so we had a 7th/8th place play-off with Maughan. Beat them comfortably 1-0 with no shots troubling me.
Weirdest game of the play-off round was Melbourne vs Atkinson. 0-0 after full time, they had an extra time period that went on forever. So in addition to the Golden Goal rule, the referee came up with the Golden Corner rule: whoever got a corner first, won. After around 20 mins of extra-time, Melbourne finally "won" by this new rule and they have made history by being the first team in the world to win by a Golden Corner.
Good day, today. No school tomorrow either. Just going to school to pick up our new football outfits for the 2008 season. Kits sponsored by Nike for $50, bloody good value to me. In 26 hours, I'll be boarding a flight back to Penang. =D
Goodnight.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
The Post-April Fool's Day Post
"Memories, like the corners of my mind..."
We had our first of two Queensland Core Skills Test (QCS) trials today. It was alright, some of the questions were ridiculous, but that's the QCS for you. Somewhat weird questions to test your higher order thinking ability. The real one is in early September.
"Misty water-coloured memories, of the way we were..."
March has come and gone, so have January and February. First of four exam blocks have also ended. Another April Fool's Day has passed as well. Any pranks played in your part of the world? I woke up to Sea FM's morning crew announcing that a Playboy casino was going to be built here on the Gold Coast. Thought that would be a good idea, should let some friends know. Would be rude not to share the fun. On the way to school, around 8am, it was announced that it was another April Fool's prank. Cue the broken hearts of many Gold Coast men. In a way I was pretty let down, but I had forgotten that it was the first day of April, so that's okay...
I guess.
Some New Zealand radio station told its listeners that Foo Fighters were offering a free gig at a warehouse in Auckland. They were expecting an attendance of around 200. They got over 2000. Another prank gone bad. Sad Kiwis.
"Scattered pictures, of the smiles we left behind..."
Heh, we've got Inter-House Futsal tomorrow. My house, Kaiser, has a decent team. Hopefully we can do well. We're mid-table finishers all the time. Mediocrity is fine as long as you've given it your all.
"Smiles we gave to one another, for the way we were..."
Yeah, I've got a Streisand song stuck in my head. It's called "The Way We Were", incase you didn't know. Used to get a lot of airtime on Light FM, back in the days when it was called Lite & Easy. It's a good radio station simply because its different from the others. No heart-pounding hip-hop, no rubbish RnB, although there's some pop songs. Oldies are good. Not many people seem to appreciate that these days.
"If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me would we?..."
Would you?
"Could we?"
28 more days to my 17th birthday. Fantastic. Another year goes by so fast.
"So its the laughter we remember..."
We had our first of two Queensland Core Skills Test (QCS) trials today. It was alright, some of the questions were ridiculous, but that's the QCS for you. Somewhat weird questions to test your higher order thinking ability. The real one is in early September.
"Misty water-coloured memories, of the way we were..."
March has come and gone, so have January and February. First of four exam blocks have also ended. Another April Fool's Day has passed as well. Any pranks played in your part of the world? I woke up to Sea FM's morning crew announcing that a Playboy casino was going to be built here on the Gold Coast. Thought that would be a good idea, should let some friends know. Would be rude not to share the fun. On the way to school, around 8am, it was announced that it was another April Fool's prank. Cue the broken hearts of many Gold Coast men. In a way I was pretty let down, but I had forgotten that it was the first day of April, so that's okay...
I guess.
Some New Zealand radio station told its listeners that Foo Fighters were offering a free gig at a warehouse in Auckland. They were expecting an attendance of around 200. They got over 2000. Another prank gone bad. Sad Kiwis.
"Scattered pictures, of the smiles we left behind..."
Heh, we've got Inter-House Futsal tomorrow. My house, Kaiser, has a decent team. Hopefully we can do well. We're mid-table finishers all the time. Mediocrity is fine as long as you've given it your all.
"Smiles we gave to one another, for the way we were..."
Yeah, I've got a Streisand song stuck in my head. It's called "The Way We Were", incase you didn't know. Used to get a lot of airtime on Light FM, back in the days when it was called Lite & Easy. It's a good radio station simply because its different from the others. No heart-pounding hip-hop, no rubbish RnB, although there's some pop songs. Oldies are good. Not many people seem to appreciate that these days.
"If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me would we?..."
Would you?
"Could we?"
28 more days to my 17th birthday. Fantastic. Another year goes by so fast.
"So its the laughter we remember..."
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