So, today I went to Movieworld. Yes, surprise surprise. You'd think Jon would NEVER go to a theme park, but well, I DID. So, fantastic.
Went on the Scooby Doo ride about 3 times, Wild West 6 or 7 times, the Looney Tunes once but I chose to skip the Batwing as I wasn't feeling well at the time.
But then, the motherload. Superman Escape. 0-100km/h in 2.5 seconds. 4.2G forces and even 1 negative G. Holy fuck. Was persuaded [read: peer pressure] to get on the ride, so I did. And it was about as exciting as getting chased by a rhinoceros.
Probably enjoyed Wild West the most though. It's basically a boat ride through a cliched town you see in Western movies. But there's one part where you go backwards, and another part where you fall from.. God knows how high into a pool of water. So yeah, you get all wet. It's been 4 hours since our last ride, and my clothes are still soaking. Bloody hell.
That's enough theme park rides for...
ever.
The Playlist of Destiny
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
The Post That Lol-ed At Yench
What do you get when you mix Stand By Me and I'm A Believer with the most nasal voice since Fran Drescher in 'The Nanny'?
Mercy by a little Welsh girl called Duffy, of course.
It gets annoying, really. I very much prefer a song called Sweet About Me by a local girl called Gabriella Cilmi.
Anyway, enough about that. It's Saturday, and I have to talk about our first football match of the GPS season! We beat Toowoomba Grammar 3-1, although we had enough chances - especially one-on-ones - to have beaten them by more. A Jonathan Thong with more match practice would've put his two chances away.
Was really angry in the morning though. The first team coach (I play for the 2nds) told some of us [including me] to come at 8.30am to play in an earlier match. What we weren't told was that the plans were changed on Thursday night and we weren't allowed to play in that match. This made me and a few other guys very, very angry. But at least I was given a run-on in the 2nds match so... Okay. Would've liked to play longer than I did, but it was a decent start.
Next week they'll be getting rid of the players who aren't supposed to play in the 2nds and perhaps that would give some of us seniors a better chance to play. This should've been done pre-season but God knows what the director of football was doing.
News filtered in earlier tonight that a guy in my grade hung himself this morning. Apparently he suffered from depression. It's a real pity because he was a nice kid and was a gun sailor.
Life is
a bowl
of
P
A
I
N
.
Mercy by a little Welsh girl called Duffy, of course.
It gets annoying, really. I very much prefer a song called Sweet About Me by a local girl called Gabriella Cilmi.
Anyway, enough about that. It's Saturday, and I have to talk about our first football match of the GPS season! We beat Toowoomba Grammar 3-1, although we had enough chances - especially one-on-ones - to have beaten them by more. A Jonathan Thong with more match practice would've put his two chances away.
Was really angry in the morning though. The first team coach (I play for the 2nds) told some of us [including me] to come at 8.30am to play in an earlier match. What we weren't told was that the plans were changed on Thursday night and we weren't allowed to play in that match. This made me and a few other guys very, very angry. But at least I was given a run-on in the 2nds match so... Okay. Would've liked to play longer than I did, but it was a decent start.
Next week they'll be getting rid of the players who aren't supposed to play in the 2nds and perhaps that would give some of us seniors a better chance to play. This should've been done pre-season but God knows what the director of football was doing.
News filtered in earlier tonight that a guy in my grade hung himself this morning. Apparently he suffered from depression. It's a real pity because he was a nice kid and was a gun sailor.
Life is
a bowl
of
P
A
I
N
.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
The Post With Six Fish
So, fuck.
Wasn't particularly good at training, so currently reserving for the 2nds in the U16s, which I don't mind. As long as we play this weekend, and I'm made captain.
So I've become quite depressed because of this situation. Been thinking about topping myself, but after looking down my balcony, I don't think I could do it. Probably need something quick and painless [?]
Football can drive a nutter really crazy.
Meh. Life, like a homosexual, is gay.
Still single by the way.
Wasn't particularly good at training, so currently reserving for the 2nds in the U16s, which I don't mind. As long as we play this weekend, and I'm made captain.
So I've become quite depressed because of this situation. Been thinking about topping myself, but after looking down my balcony, I don't think I could do it. Probably need something quick and painless [?]
Football can drive a nutter really crazy.
Meh. Life, like a homosexual, is gay.
Still single by the way.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
The Post With Another Tag
1. Real name => Jonathan Thong
2. Nickname => Jon, Jonno, Thongster etc.
3. Married => Not yet
4. Male or Female => Male.
5. Highschool => The Southport School
6. College => Not yet in college.
7. Short or long hair => Short to medium
8. Are you a health freak => Not particularly
9. Height => Normal
10. Do you have a crush on someone => Nay, we are but men.
11. Do you like yourself => Very much.
12. Piercings => None
13. Righty or Lefty => Righty most of the time.
FIRST’S
14. First surgery => Haven't had one yet
15. First piercing(s) => None
16. First person you see in the morning => The old man
17. First award => I think it was some computering award from Union.
18. First sport you joined => Football
19. First pet => A dog
20. First vacation => Singapore, age 1.
21. First concert => Linkin Park
CURRENTLY
23. Eating => Air
24. Drinking => Saliva
25. I’m about to => Not jerk off.
YOUR FUTURE
26. Want kids => This world deserves little Jonnies running around. Not screaming and shouting though. Always better to see kids than hear them.
27. Want to get married => Maybe, maybe not.
28. Careers in mind => Something fun. Like, endurance masturbation.
WHICH ONE IS BETTER
29. Lips or eyes => Eyes. Just.
30. Hugs or kisses => Hugging and kissing. Duh.
31. Shorter or taller => Doesn't matter much.
32. Romantic or spontaneous => Spontaneously romantic
33. Sensitive or loud => Anything la.
34. Trouble maker or hesitant => Trouble maker =P
HAVE YOU EVER
35. Kissed a stranger => Stranger like how? On the cheek, yeah! Lips.. I can't remember.
36. Drank bubbles => Ja
37. Lost glasses/contacts => Almost, sort of.
38. Ran away from home => No I have not. Walked away, yes.
39. Liked someone younger => Well, yeah.
40. Liked someone older => Like, twice.
41. Broken someone’s heart => Probably, but doesn't matter.
42. Been arrested => No..
43. Cried when someone died => Well, yes.
44. Liked a friend => They were always friends first.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
45. Yourself => Yes
46. Miracles => I'm pretty much a miracle.
47. Heaven => It's called Stamford Bridge.
48. Santa Claus => Nay.
49. Angels => No.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
50. Is there one person you want to be with right now => Well, yeah. Actually
51. Do you believe in God => I believe in the God that took time off to do this thing.
52. Tag 5 people => Meh anyone who's bothered, really.
2. Nickname => Jon, Jonno, Thongster etc.
3. Married => Not yet
4. Male or Female => Male.
5. Highschool => The Southport School
6. College => Not yet in college.
7. Short or long hair => Short to medium
8. Are you a health freak => Not particularly
9. Height => Normal
10. Do you have a crush on someone => Nay, we are but men.
11. Do you like yourself => Very much.
12. Piercings => None
13. Righty or Lefty => Righty most of the time.
FIRST’S
14. First surgery => Haven't had one yet
15. First piercing(s) => None
16. First person you see in the morning => The old man
17. First award => I think it was some computering award from Union.
18. First sport you joined => Football
19. First pet => A dog
20. First vacation => Singapore, age 1.
21. First concert => Linkin Park
CURRENTLY
23. Eating => Air
24. Drinking => Saliva
25. I’m about to => Not jerk off.
YOUR FUTURE
26. Want kids => This world deserves little Jonnies running around. Not screaming and shouting though. Always better to see kids than hear them.
27. Want to get married => Maybe, maybe not.
28. Careers in mind => Something fun. Like, endurance masturbation.
WHICH ONE IS BETTER
29. Lips or eyes => Eyes. Just.
30. Hugs or kisses => Hugging and kissing. Duh.
31. Shorter or taller => Doesn't matter much.
32. Romantic or spontaneous => Spontaneously romantic
33. Sensitive or loud => Anything la.
34. Trouble maker or hesitant => Trouble maker =P
HAVE YOU EVER
35. Kissed a stranger => Stranger like how? On the cheek, yeah! Lips.. I can't remember.
36. Drank bubbles => Ja
37. Lost glasses/contacts => Almost, sort of.
38. Ran away from home => No I have not. Walked away, yes.
39. Liked someone younger => Well, yeah.
40. Liked someone older => Like, twice.
41. Broken someone’s heart => Probably, but doesn't matter.
42. Been arrested => No..
43. Cried when someone died => Well, yes.
44. Liked a friend => They were always friends first.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
45. Yourself => Yes
46. Miracles => I'm pretty much a miracle.
47. Heaven => It's called Stamford Bridge.
48. Santa Claus => Nay.
49. Angels => No.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
50. Is there one person you want to be with right now => Well, yeah. Actually
51. Do you believe in God => I believe in the God that took time off to do this thing.
52. Tag 5 people => Meh anyone who's bothered, really.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
The Post With The News
So, there was this new Indian kid at school who's on exchange from India. Can't exactly remember his name but it sounded like Souvlaki and that's fine with me. Anyway, he's a nice guy as most Indians are and it's great. Except for the fact that he hates Chelsea. Along with every other person who isn't a Chelsea fan. But sod you lot, we're in the Champions League Final for the first time in our history and I couldn't be happier.
... Actually, I could.
Like if we won the Final, I could die a truly happy man.
But all might come crashing down to earth if I don't get to captain a football team this season. I love the responsibility in captaining a team. Writing reports, shouting orders, motivating your team etc. It's all great fun and I think I'd make a good captain along the lines of a certain JT. If I don't get chosen as captain I think I would just die. I hate disappointment.
Anyway, I think there's something wrong with the outside part of my left foot. It's got these aching spasms and I don't know why. I hope nothing's wrong and I can play unhurt for the rest of the term. I went to the chiropractor yesterday and discovered that my back was out of shape. Again. Needed some readjustments. Anyway, apparently it's caused by the fact that I'm right footed and the pressure my left peg has to take when I kick a ball.
Wow. Gotta do a Morten Gamst Pedersen and work on my left peg til it gets better than my right then. =\ I love my sport.
We are Chelsea and we are the best, we are Chelsea so fuck all the rest!
... Actually, I could.
Like if we won the Final, I could die a truly happy man.
But all might come crashing down to earth if I don't get to captain a football team this season. I love the responsibility in captaining a team. Writing reports, shouting orders, motivating your team etc. It's all great fun and I think I'd make a good captain along the lines of a certain JT. If I don't get chosen as captain I think I would just die. I hate disappointment.
Anyway, I think there's something wrong with the outside part of my left foot. It's got these aching spasms and I don't know why. I hope nothing's wrong and I can play unhurt for the rest of the term. I went to the chiropractor yesterday and discovered that my back was out of shape. Again. Needed some readjustments. Anyway, apparently it's caused by the fact that I'm right footed and the pressure my left peg has to take when I kick a ball.
Wow. Gotta do a Morten Gamst Pedersen and work on my left peg til it gets better than my right then. =\ I love my sport.
We are Chelsea and we are the best, we are Chelsea so fuck all the rest!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Page That Isn't Legal
... YET!
Hello, it's my birthday today. So, ladies, how about a little treat eh? =P
Oh lol. I'm 17.
Hello, it's my birthday today. So, ladies, how about a little treat eh? =P
Oh lol. I'm 17.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
The Post That Might Be Taken The Wrong Way
Well, it seems now I'm not so speechless anymore.
The only way I can describe this feeling is... an orgasm, but better. Better in a sense that I know that True Blues all around the world have a metaphorical wet, sticky patch in their pants.
That's a brilliant feeling.
Top two sides in England separated only by 17 goals. It's down to the wire now! Brilliant season!
The only way I can describe this feeling is... an orgasm, but better. Better in a sense that I know that True Blues all around the world have a metaphorical wet, sticky patch in their pants.
That's a brilliant feeling.
Top two sides in England separated only by 17 goals. It's down to the wire now! Brilliant season!
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