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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
The Post That Laughs In The Face Of Defeat
[Edit: This is supposed to be a .gif that moves. Pity it doesn't work.]
Meanwhile....
XDThursday, April 24, 2008
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Lol I just had to share that with you guys. Insert it into your MSN Messenger/Live Messenger's nickname box or personal message!
Meanwhile, had fitness training today at football. Frankly, my Singaporean friend and I both FAIL at fitness training. Guess its a sign to hit the gym and start working out eh? Meh all for the love of the game!
Lol I just had to share that with you guys. Insert it into your MSN Messenger/Live Messenger's nickname box or personal message!
Meanwhile, had fitness training today at football. Frankly, my Singaporean friend and I both FAIL at fitness training. Guess its a sign to hit the gym and start working out eh? Meh all for the love of the game!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Post That Brings Good News To Wankers
(I copied this off another blogspot site [www.mitchieville.blogspot.com] and decided to post it here as it may be relevent to some people's interests. Although some peoplelikeYenchwould know this already)
Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation. In other news, there is no other news:
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.
Imagine, all those times you told the ladies that if you don't *get off* you could die, wasn't a lie.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
I'm sure most of you are doing the math right now and figuring if you're 1/3 less likely to develop cancer if you stroke it 5 times a week, then you're probably closer to 20x less likely considering your dirty little habit.
How does masturbation prevent cancer, you ask?
The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland. The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
I believe those are the same ingredients in a Caesars salad.
I'm sure most of you are doing the happy dance right now, thinking you are immune from cancer. Well, you're not. You fluked out. Your bizarre fetishes and freakish obsessions may have put you on the road to physical fitness, but it still won't keep you out of the clink if you're caught acting out your grotesque masturbatory puppet show by the police.
I suppose what I'm saying is this: Even though you think your unnatural chronic masturbation habit is good for your health, you still have to eat right and exercise, stop smoking and cut down on your booze intake. Combine that with your disgusting habit of jerking off like a deviant who needs psychological help, and you may live a few more years. If you think that masturbation is the answer, you haven't asked yourself all the right questions.
Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation. In other news, there is no other news:
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.
Imagine, all those times you told the ladies that if you don't *get off* you could die, wasn't a lie.
Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.
I'm sure most of you are doing the math right now and figuring if you're 1/3 less likely to develop cancer if you stroke it 5 times a week, then you're probably closer to 20x less likely considering your dirty little habit.
How does masturbation prevent cancer, you ask?
The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland. The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together. The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.
I believe those are the same ingredients in a Caesars salad.
I'm sure most of you are doing the happy dance right now, thinking you are immune from cancer. Well, you're not. You fluked out. Your bizarre fetishes and freakish obsessions may have put you on the road to physical fitness, but it still won't keep you out of the clink if you're caught acting out your grotesque masturbatory puppet show by the police.
I suppose what I'm saying is this: Even though you think your unnatural chronic masturbation habit is good for your health, you still have to eat right and exercise, stop smoking and cut down on your booze intake. Combine that with your disgusting habit of jerking off like a deviant who needs psychological help, and you may live a few more years. If you think that masturbation is the answer, you haven't asked yourself all the right questions.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Return of the Post
... a through ball over the top of the defence... and JT runs onto it! And slots it into the goal!!!!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
Der Thongster is back ;-)
Oh lol my ankle is messed up.
*crowd goes wild*
Der Thongster is back ;-)
Oh lol my ankle is messed up.
Friday, April 18, 2008
The Post That Gets Ever So Short
Goodbye Penang.
A new term is starting in 4 days. SIGH! At least the football season is starting. Been trying the best I could (I swear!) to boost my fitness levels before our first training session on the first day of school. So far I've failed, miserably. Played football, or futsal rather, today and was quite rubbish. Suddenly Foxy Woxy's finishing was bad. I put it down to lack of match practice and fitness levels!
Met Kitty Cat again today. That brings the tally to 3 times in 8 days. She talked about people I don't know, I said something about Fag while sipping Sunrise at Coffee Bean. Before she arrived, I was tortured into listening to a chipmunk's version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy). Didn't think it could get any worse/funnier, but I was once again proven wrong.
Visited my old school, Sri Pelita during lunch time. It's so different now, with different recess times and new students. Some old faces, some new foreign faces. Everything's changed anyway. Good to see my old mates though.
Scored two goals at futsal today. Both could be considered tap-ins, but that's what a good Fox does, innit? Quite happy with that but will need to brush up on my finishing in the coming months.
Well, cya guys when I'm back in late June.
A new term is starting in 4 days. SIGH! At least the football season is starting. Been trying the best I could (I swear!) to boost my fitness levels before our first training session on the first day of school. So far I've failed, miserably. Played football, or futsal rather, today and was quite rubbish. Suddenly Foxy Woxy's finishing was bad. I put it down to lack of match practice and fitness levels!
Met Kitty Cat again today. That brings the tally to 3 times in 8 days. She talked about people I don't know, I said something about Fag while sipping Sunrise at Coffee Bean. Before she arrived, I was tortured into listening to a chipmunk's version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy). Didn't think it could get any worse/funnier, but I was once again proven wrong.
Visited my old school, Sri Pelita during lunch time. It's so different now, with different recess times and new students. Some old faces, some new foreign faces. Everything's changed anyway. Good to see my old mates though.
Scored two goals at futsal today. Both could be considered tap-ins, but that's what a good Fox does, innit? Quite happy with that but will need to brush up on my finishing in the coming months.
Well, cya guys when I'm back in late June.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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